Chapter two up.

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There's something about having a rock star dad and rock star uncles that disturb me. On the outside looking in, I have an amazing family and an amazing life. Half of which is true, half of my family are amazing. The other half are filled with lies and deceit. Not lies you tell and spread, but things that people falsely assume and no one corrects them.

Don't get me wrong, it's no one's business but our own what really happens inside this family, but it's time it all came out in the open. I can't speak for everyone, but I know it'll make me feel better and it'll be better in general. Just think of it as cleaning the dirty laundry. The laundry that collected dust, dirt, and mites for decades.

I'll take you back as far as I can remember, it'll be spotty, but you'll see the real picture before it's all over and you'll wonder why you ever kept around, why you ever thought nice of this family.

And it's not that I don't love my parents because they're not so bad and my uncle Zac is the funniest guy I know and my uncle Isaac... well he takes things way too seriously, but is a good go-to guy. My aunt Jessica has the greatest fashion so she always has amazing advice.

That's all beside the point, here's the story of my life, thus far. The life of my siblings and all of my cousins. We were born into the mess and maybe if they're as smart as me they'll leave when they can. That, for me, will be just 15 months away. The greatest Happy 18th Birthday Penny anyone could give me.